the Snape one gets me every time.
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The truth of that hashtag coupled with this gifset is so real, its downright hilarious.
"The lid of the sarcophagus slides off and you slide off with it. The Lich is now awake."
- our DM, after our tiefling rogue tried to nap on top of the sarcophagus while everyone else was arguing
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
asking the real questions
why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig