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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero




(Source: missdontcare-x)





aro-ace-wonderwoman:

lebmd:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

whitesupremacymemes:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

whitesupremacymemes:

suojeluskuntaa:

whitesupremacymemes:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

More like I literally have never felt sexual attraction in my entire life.

You should get that checked out. That’s not normal.

and how does one go about getting that “checked out” big guy

Do I look like a psychologist?

 Exactly. You’re not. So you don’t get to invalidate my sexual orientation by telling me I need to be ‘checked out’

Sexuality does not exist.

 What?

Should I feel bad about laughing? The sheer decent in logic in the guy’s argument just strikes me as hilarious.

 Nah I laughed too.

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with



illkim:

winning an argument online

image

(Source: illkim)




(Source: spncapsdaily)




Out of my peripheral vision, I see Four shove the door open and walk out. Apparently this fight isn’t interesting enough for him. Or maybe he’s going to find out why everything’s spinning like a top, and I don’t blame him; I want to know the answer too.

(Source: roza-belikova)




Captain America’s classic: say-your-line-then-jump-off-the-plane-so-no-one-else-gets-to-say-anything-after

(Source: uppercased)



sgchan:

joey-hazell:

Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.

#DAMMIT THE ASEXUAL AGENDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET


emmajstonedaily:

Best of Emma Stone in:

↳ Easy A 3/?



are children small, or just far away?

(Source: mydogsnokes)



gingerbrownies:

The real difference between cats & dogs


tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)